Digimon-AdventureFC

The upside to being a genius is that you can memorize a lot of things. Both pointless and resourceful. Such as, why tomatoes blush. Pointless. And, why the human brain shuts down on you, once your beautiful girlfriend’s lips is on yours. Resourceful. Because at the very least, as I sit here listening to my father awkwardly give him lectures he really should’ve given me five years ago. I know, it is not my fault they caught me shirtless, on the floor, making out with my girlfriend. Who has yet to show any shame of our actions. The downside? Um. Let me get back to you on that. “Did you at least use protection?” My fat